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Messi, Alba Shine as Inter Miami Beats Seattle Sounders 3-1

Inter Miami delivered a convincing performance in Fort Lauderdale, defeating the Seattle Sounders 3-1 on September 17, 2025, marking redemption after their Leagues Cup final loss. 

 

Lionel Messi scored and set up one of the goals for teammate Jordi Alba, who also grabbed a goal and assist. 

 

The match also saw Ian Fray score in the 52nd minute from a Rodrigo De Paul corner. 

 

Seattle got on the board in the 69th through Obed Vargas, but it wasn’t enough. 

 

Messi’s goal was his 20th of the MLS season—he’s closing in on the Golden Boot contender, just behind Nashville’s Sam Surridge. 

 

The win moves Miami (14-6-7, 49 points) up in the Eastern Conference, tying with Columbus Crew for 5th place. Seattle (12-8-9, 45 points) remain 4th in the West. 

Ezekiel Nathaniel Makes History: First Nigerian in World 400m Hurdles Final Since 1987

Ezekiel Nathaniel, the 21-year-old Nigerian hurdler, is turning heads at the 2025 World Athletics Championships after running an electrifying 47.47 seconds in the 400m hurdles semifinals  the fastest time across all semifinals. 

 

With that performance, he has become the first Nigerian man to reach the men’s 400m hurdles final since Henry Amike did in 1987. 

 

Already holder of the Nigerian record (47.31s from Chorzów, 2025) , Nathaniel is now being viewed as a global contender. He has specifically warned the established “Big 3” hurdlers that they’ll have to watch out. 

 

Expectations are high: in the final, Nathaniel will aim not just for a medal, but to break more records and cement his standing among the world’s elite.

 

📌 Sources: Athletics Federation of Nigeria reports, Premium Times, Vanguard, Making of Champions

 

Former President Dr. Joyce Banda Votes at Malliem Primary School in Zomba

Former President Dr. Joyce Banda and her spouse voted at Malliem Primary School in Zomba as part of Malawi’s 2025 general elections.

 

The former leader, who also serves as a presidential candidate for the People’s Party (PP), emphasized the importance of youth empowerment, women’s leadership, and democratic participation.

 

Her voting demonstrates engagement in the democratic process and signals her commitment to shaping Malawi’s future.

 

Mike Johnson Says Charlie Kirk Killing “Could Be a Turning Point” for U.S., Urges Leaders to Tone Down Rhetoric

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House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-Louisiana) has said that the recent killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk may represent “a turning point” for the country. Speaking on Face the Nation, Johnson urged public officials and media personalities to turn down the rhetoric and stop framing political disagreements as existential threats. 

 

Johnson warned against the use of extreme labels—such as calling people “Nazis” or “fascists”—noting that such language, increasingly common in political discourse, can embolden those predisposed to violence. He expressed hope that leaders from both sides of the aisle are stepping up to foster calm and responsible speech. 

 

He also described the emotional aftermath within Congress, saying lawmakers feel a mix of anger, sadness, and fear as the country reacts to the targeted attack. The shooter, Tyler James Robinson, was arrested and charged with aggravated murder and other offenses. 

 

Johnson recalled a moment of silence held in Kirk’s honor, and shared that he believes Kirk would have wanted people to move forward “boldly … in love,” rather than descending into despair. 

 

 

Manchester City vs Manchester United Preview: Team News & Predicted Lineups

Match Details

 

Fixture: Manchester City vs Manchester United

 

Date: Sunday, September 14, 2025

 

Kick-off: 4:30 pm BST

 

Venue: Etihad Stadium 

 

🔍 What We Know: Injuries & Lineups

 

Manchester City

 

Out for this derby: Omar Marmoush (knee injury while away with Egypt), Rayan Ait-Nouri, Rayan Cherki, and Mateo Kovacic .

 

John Stones is doubtful. 

 

New signing Gianluigi Donnarumma is a candidate to start in goal, possibly making his debut. 

 

Manchester United

 

Will be without Matheus Cunha, Mason Mount, and Diogo Dalot due to injuries. 

 

Altay Bayindir confirmed to stay in goal. 

 

Potential for Benjamin Sesko to make his full Premier League debut in the absence of Cunha. 

 

⚽ Predicted Starting Lineups

 

Manchester City (4-3-3):

Donnarumma; Nunes, Dias, Ake, Gvardiol; Rodri, Reijnders, Bernardo; Bobb, Haaland, Doku 

 

Manchester United (4-2-3-1):

Bayindir; Yoro, De Ligt, Shaw; Mazraoui, Casemiro; Fernandes, Dorgu; Mbeumo; Sesko; Amad 

 

💬 Context & What’s at Stake

 

Both clubs start the season under pressure: City have suffered back-to-back defeats, leaving them in an uncharacteristically low position for this stage. 

 

United have shown flashes of promise, including a late win over Burnley, but consistency remains an issue. 

 

Lines in goal will attract attention: Donnarumma vs. Bayindir, both under scrutiny. 

 

Fed Expected to Begin Cutting Interest Rates Amid Cooling U.S. Economy

Economic indicators are adding pressure on the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates as early as its mid-September meeting. Recent data show a slowdown in the U.S. labor market, including weak job growth and rising unemployment, even as inflation remains elevated. These mixed signals have created what many analysts describe as a “difficult position” for the Fed. 

 

🔍 What the Data Shows

 

A Reuters poll of over 100 economists expects a 25 basis points cut in September, with at least one more rate cut before the end of the year. 

 

The CME FedWatch Tool, which reflects futures market bets, shows very high odds — over 90% — of a 25-bp cut in September. 

 

Labor market data points to clear softening: job creation has slowed, unemployment has ticked up, and revised employment figures reveal weaker performance than earlier reported. 

 

Inflation remains a concern: core inflation metrics, including the Fed’s preferred PCE measure, are above the 2% target. Some inflation pressures—food, housing, tariffs—are proving sticky. 

 

⚖️ Why This Puts the Fed in a Tough Spot

 

The Fed has a dual mandate: price stability and maximum employment. With inflation above target but job growth weakening, deciding when and how much to ease becomes tricky. Cut too soon or too much, and inflation could resurge; wait too long, and the labor market could deteriorate further. 

 

🔮 What’s Expected

 

A 25 basis-point rate cut at the FOMC meeting scheduled for September 16-17, 2025 is now widely expected. 

 

Many economists forecast one to three additional rate cuts by year-end, depending on upcoming inflation reports and further labor market developments. 

 

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Tyler Robinson Arrested for Fatal Shooting of Charlie Kirk

On September 10, 2025, conservative activist Charlie Kirk was shot and killed during his “American Comeback Tour” event at Utah Valley University in Orem, Utah. A single bullet struck him while he was speaking to a crowd, triggering a swift investigation. 

 

Authorities have now arrested Tyler James Robinson, 22, in connection with the killing. He is being held without bail at Utah County Jail, facing state charges including aggravated murder, felony discharge of a firearm causing serious bodily harm, and obstruction of justice. 

 

🔍 What the Evidence & Background Show

 

Robinson allegedly became “more political” in recent years and expressed strong disdain for Kirk’s views, according to family members. He reportedly told a family friend or relative that he was responsible for the shooting. 

 

Key physical evidence includes bullet casings and digital messages. Some casings found at the scene were engraved with political or provocative messages. Authorities also report Discord messages from Robinson discussed obtaining the rifle used in the attack. 

 

Robinson is believed to have acted alone. 

 

⚖️ Legal and Social Fallout

 

Robinson is expected to be formally charged soon, with some counts possibly carrying the death penalty under Utah law. 

 

Public reaction has been intense. Leaders across the political spectrum—state officials, campus administrators, and national figures—are condemning political violence and calling for calm and respectful discourse. Utah Governor Spencer Cox has emphasized that this moment demands reflection rather than further division. 

 

Hilda Baci Ushers in New Venue & Bigger Crowd for World Jollof Festival

Chef Hilda Baci’s highly anticipated “Gino World Jollof Festival with Hilda Baci” will now be held at Eko Hotel Car Park B, Lagos, following the announcement of a venue change to accommodate the huge public interest. 

 

Here are the latest confirmed details:

 

The event will still take place on September 12, 2025, free for the public to attend. 

 

250 bags of rice will be used toward the record-breaking jollof challenge. 

 

The specially designed pot has a capacity of 22,619 litres, and organizers plan to fill it to about 80%. 

 

Over 20,000 people have already registered to attend. 

 

The new venue—Eko Hotel Car Park B—is being described as larger and more prestigious than the previously chosen site. The change was made to ensure safety, comfort, and an even better experience for attendees. 

 

Beyond the record attempt, the festival will feature food exhibitions, cultural showcases, and live entertainment, aiming to celebrate the cultural history and pride surrounding Jollof rice in Nigeria. 

 

Viral Claim: Mother & Daughter Pregnant by Same Man Turns Out to Be a Prank

A video recently went viral in which OnlyFans model Jade and her mother Dani claimed they were both pregnant by the same man, YouTuber Nick Yardy, with their due dates just weeks apart. Jade said she would have a daughter named Nicole, while Dani claimed she was carrying a son they planned to call Nick Jr. 

 

However, the shocking announcement has been clarified: the pregnancy claims were just a staged skit for entertainment. Neither Jade nor Dani is actually expecting at this time. 

 

The trio confirmed their relationship is real, but the pregnancy aspect was part of a viral content strategy—sparking backlash for crossing moral boundaries and playing on shocking sensationalism. 

Charlie Kirk Fatally Shot at Utah University Event, Authorities Call It “Political Assassination”

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