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139 Million Nigerians Still Living in Poverty Despite Reform Gains World Bank Report
The World Bank has expressed concern that 139 million Nigerians are still living in poverty, despite the macroeconomic reform gains recorded in recent years.
In its latest assessment, the global financial institution acknowledged Nigeria’s progress in implementing economic reforms but emphasized the need for these efforts to translate into real improvements in the lives of citizens.
According to the World Bank, while structural reforms such as fuel subsidy removal and exchange rate unification may boost fiscal stability, they must also be complemented by targeted social investments that protect the most vulnerable populations.
The report underscores the importance of inclusive growth, calling on Nigerian leaders to ensure that policy successes lead to meaningful poverty reduction and improved living standards across the nation.
Nigerian Businessman Gives VDM 24 Hours to Take Down China Business Videos
A Nigerian businessman recently issued a 24-hour ultimatum to VDM, demanding that he stop sharing videos that expose business opportunities in China and take down all his existing content.
The businessman claims that VDM is “ruining” their operations, as traders have long profited by buying inexpensive goods from China and selling them in Nigeria at high margins. According to him, VDM’s videos are making it harder for them to maintain their business model.
However, many observers argue that VDM isn’t harming businesses but educating Nigerians on how to access global trade opportunities directly. Instead of resisting transparency, some suggest that local traders could adapt by offering competitive prices and improving services.
💡 Moral lesson: Knowledge empowers. Exposing business opportunities can disrupt traditional profit models, but it also opens doors for innovation, fair pricing, and entrepreneurship growth.
First Lady Fatima Maada Bio Expresses Gratitude to President Umaro Mokhtar Sissoco Embaló for His Support at the UNGA 80th Session
Sierra Leone’s First Lady and President of OAFLAD, Fatima Maada Bio, has recently expressed her deep appreciation to H.E. President Umaro Mokhtar Sissoco Embaló of Guinea-Bissau for honoring her with his presence at her event during the 80th Session of the United Nations General Assembly in New York.
According to the First Lady, President Embaló’s attendance was “not only a great personal honor but also a powerful symbol of support and encouragement.”
She described him as “a big brother and a visionary leader” whose unwavering commitment to uplifting others continues to inspire many. Fatima Maada Bio also praised his firm belief in the power, potential, and leadership of women, emphasizing how his consistent support reinforces the idea that women have a vital role to play in shaping Africa’s future.
“Your continued support sends a strong and inspiring message that women have a vital role to play in shaping the future of our communities and our continent,” she noted.
The First Lady concluded by expressing her deep respect and warmest regards, thanking President Embaló for his time, encouragement, and trust — qualities she said reflect the essence of true leadership and African solidarity.
💐 Quote from the First Lady:
“Thank you once again for your time, your encouragement, and your trust. Your leadership continues to inspire me and so many others.” — Fatima Maada Bio
Timaya Declares: “Money Will Never Be My Problem Again” Fans, Dangote & Elon Musk React
In a statement that has taken the internet by storm, Timaya has boldly declared that money will never ever be his problem again claiming he has made enough wealth to last for generations.
The surprising revelation has sparked reactions from fans and celebrities, including names like Dangote, Elon Musk, and Zamani, who were reportedly shocked by his confidence.
Interestingly, Timaya is not currently listed among Nigeria’s Top 10 richest musicians according to Forbes leaving many wondering: Is he simply content with his success, or has Forbes underestimated his true net worth?
Timaya’s words reflect a rare mindset in today’s world one of peace, contentment, and gratitude.
I’m Sorry” Diddy Pleads for Mercy Ahead of Sentencing
Breaking News: Convicted rap mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs has issued an emotional plea for leniency just hours before his sentencing.
In his statement to the court, Diddy expressed remorse and asked the judge to show mercy. He attributed much of his past criminal behavior to drug addiction, insisting that he has since taken steps to turn his life around.
The sentencing, scheduled for Friday, will determine the next chapter in the music executive’s troubled career, which has already been marred by multiple allegations and controversies.
While his legal team pushes for a reduced sentence, public opinion remains divided — with some expressing sympathy for his struggles and others demanding full accountability.
Shank Comics Finally Meets Burna Boy at London Premiere of 3 Cold Dishes
Popular comedian Shank Comics finally met his idol Burna Boy at the London premiere of 3 Cold Dishes, and social media can’t stop buzzing about the emotional link-up.
Back in 2022, Shank had slid into Burna’s DM just to wish him a happy birthday. Fast-forward three years later, destiny brought him face-to-face with the African Giant himself.
The moment was pure vibes filled with laughter, mutual respect, and that unforgettable fan-to-idol energy that money simply can’t buy.
Shank captured the experience best with his reaction:
💬 “From my DM to the African Giant, God did!”
✨ Moral lesson: Never stop dreaming! Life has a funny way of turning wishes into reality when the timing is right.
In Loving Memory of Dr. Jane Goodall: A Global Icon of Conservation and Compassion
The world is mourning the passing of Dr. Jane Goodall, one of the most influential figures in science and conservation.
Dr. Goodall was not only a pioneering primatologist but also a tireless advocate for wildlife, nature, and humanity. Her groundbreaking research with chimpanzees reshaped the way the world understands the natural environment revealing that humans are not as separate from animals as once believed.
Yet, beyond her scientific achievements, Jane was a voice for the voiceless, a champion for peace, and a beacon of compassion and hope. Her life’s mission inspired millions to take action for the environment and future generations.
Her legacy endures:
🌱 In the forests she fought to preserve.
👩🏽🎓 In the young leaders inspired by her Roots & Shoots program.
💚 In every act of kindness motivated by her example.
✨ “Thank you, Jane, for teaching us how to listen, how to care, and how to hope. Your spirit will forever echo in the rustling leaves, the calls of the wild, and the hearts of those who continue your mission.”
Rest in peace, Dr. Jane Goodall. You will never be forgotten. 🕊️
Tiwa Savage Opens Up on Don Jazzy’s Support During Pregnancy Journey
Tiwa Savage has revealed a touching chapter of her life, highlighting the pivotal role Don Jazzy played during her pregnancy.
The Afrobeats star shared that while she was expecting, she continued pursuing her music career. However, she soon realized that fatherhood and partnership are not just about having a child, but about ensuring the wellbeing of both mother and baby.
During that period, Tiwa recalled having constant cravings for bread and egg and Don Jazzy never failed to make sure her needs were met. His care went beyond cravings; he stood by her physically, emotionally, and mentally, providing the support she needed during a life-changing phase.
“He has been a blessing in my journey, always supporting me in ways that made me stronger and that is one of the biggest reasons I have come this far,” Tiwa said.
Her heartfelt revelation has warmed fans’ hearts, reminding many of the power of genuine friendship and support in the entertainment industry.
Taylor Swift Stays True to Her Words: “Never, Ever Getting Back Together”
Taylor Swift isn’t just a songwriter she’s a storyteller who lives her truth.
A new update confirms that the global pop sensation truly meant it when she sang her chart-topping hit “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.”
Fans have long speculated whether the lyrics were simply for the charts or if they reflected her personal life. This latest revelation clears the air: Swift has stayed firm on her stance of moving forward and never looking back when it comes to past relationships.
As one of the most influential artists of her generation, Taylor continues to merge music, authenticity, and storytelling, keeping her audience deeply connected not just to her songs, but also to the reality behind them.
Nuno Mendes Secures Back-to-Back MOTM Awards Against Lamine Yamal
Nuno Mendes is on fire!
The PSG left-back has now secured the Man of the Match (MOTM) award in his last two consecutive games against Barcelona’s teenage sensation, Lamine Yamal.
Mendes’ defensive strength, pace, and tactical awareness proved decisive as he successfully neutralized one of Europe’s most talked-about young talents. His back-to-back MOTM performances highlight his growing influence in PSG’s squad and his reputation as one of the best young defenders in world football.
Fans and analysts alike have praised Mendes for his consistency, work rate, and maturity on the big stage. Meanwhile, the duel with Yamal is quickly becoming one of the most talked-about matchups in European football. ⚽🔥
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