Joke of the Week
now browsing by category
Sierra Leone’s First Lady Hosts High-Level UNGA Event on Women, Children, Peace, and Security
As First Lady of Sierra Leone and President of the Organization of African First Ladies for Development (OAFLAD), the First Lady hosted a high-level side event on the margins of the 80th Session of the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA).
The event, themed “Peace and Security Through Her Eyes: Centering Women and Children in Global Peace, Stability, and Sustainable Development,” brought together African First Ladies, development partners, global philanthropists, civil society leaders, and other influential advocates dedicated to advancing the protection and empowerment of women and children.
Distinguished guests included H.E. President Umaro Sissoco Embaló of Guinea-Bissau and H.E. President Julius Maada Bio of Sierra Leone, both of whom delivered powerful remarks reaffirming their commitment to promoting women’s rights and girls’ empowerment across Africa and beyond.
As President of OAFLAD, the First Lady emphasized that peace and security are essential foundations for sustainable development, stressing that women and children must remain central to every global agenda. She also expressed gratitude to her husband, President Bio, for his leadership in Sierra Leone’s fight against gender-based violence and his efforts to promote equal opportunities for all citizens.
Source: F.M.B
First Lady Bio Attends SDG4 High-Level Reception Hosted by Sarah Brown in New York
According to reports, First Lady Dr. Fatima Maada Bio recently attended the SDG4 High-Level Reception and Dinner held at 599 Lexington Avenue, New York, hosted by activist Sarah Brown. The gathering brought together leaders, activists, and humanitarians committed to advancing children’s rights.
In her address, First Lady Bio emphasized that universal access to quality primary healthcare and preschool education, along with strong family support systems, are essential investments—not mere aspirations. She advocated that ensuring these services for children is both a moral obligation and a practical foundation for sustainable development.
She reaffirmed her role in pushing forward educational reforms in Sierra Leone, underlining that no society can thrive when its youngest members are left behind. The event served as a platform for her to call for greater global cooperation and solidarity in implementing SDG4 goals.
Black Couple Celebrates 78th Wedding Anniversary Married in 1947
According to reports, Thomas and Ernestine Price of Columbus, Ohio, recently celebrated their 78th wedding anniversary, having married on September 10, 1947, in front of their home. Their union has since grown into a family spanning five generations.
They first met in 1940 when Ernestine moved to Columbus as a child and Thomas took notice early. Their courtship moved through the years, including time apart during World War II when Thomas served in the Navy. Ernestine finished high school during that period.
The couple have three children one son and two daughters along with nine grandchildren, twenty great-grandchildren, and fifteen great-great-grandchildren. Pastimes in earlier years included skating and movie nights; these days, they spend time simply enjoying each other’s company.
When asked about the key to their long-lasting marriage, Ernestine replied simply: “No secrets between the couple. That’s not going to work because everything comes out sooner or later.” Their bond remains strong, with Thomas saying he’d still marry her again, and Ernestine responding, “Oh, you would? I think I’ll keep you, too.”
Citroën DS: The “Goddess” That Redefined Automotive Design
Recently highlighted in Nigeria, the iconic Citroën DS captured attention once again this time through an image of a man standing proudly beside the classic French automobile.
First unveiled at the 1955 Paris Motor Show, the Citroën DS stunned the world and earned instant iconic status. Designed by Italian sculptor and industrial designer Flaminio Bertoni, the DS carried a distinctive “teardrop profile” and sleek silhouette that set it apart from anything else on the road. Its name, “DS,” was a clever pun on the French word “déesse”—meaning goddess.
But the DS wasn’t just about looks. It was packed with technological firsts:
Front-wheel drive for better handling.
Hydro-pneumatic suspension, delivering unmatched comfort.
Hydraulic systems controlling brakes, clutch, gearbox, and steering.
The first mass-produced car with disc brakes, making it far ahead of its time.
Production continued until 1975, leaving behind a rich legacy. Today, the DS is celebrated not just as a car, but as a symbol of innovation cementing its place in automotive history as one of the most influential vehicles ever made.
Messi, Alba Shine as Inter Miami Beats Seattle Sounders 3-1
Inter Miami delivered a convincing performance in Fort Lauderdale, defeating the Seattle Sounders 3-1 on September 17, 2025, marking redemption after their Leagues Cup final loss.
Lionel Messi scored and set up one of the goals for teammate Jordi Alba, who also grabbed a goal and assist.
The match also saw Ian Fray score in the 52nd minute from a Rodrigo De Paul corner.
Seattle got on the board in the 69th through Obed Vargas, but it wasn’t enough.
Messi’s goal was his 20th of the MLS season—he’s closing in on the Golden Boot contender, just behind Nashville’s Sam Surridge.
The win moves Miami (14-6-7, 49 points) up in the Eastern Conference, tying with Columbus Crew for 5th place. Seattle (12-8-9, 45 points) remain 4th in the West.
Ezekiel Nathaniel Makes History: First Nigerian in World 400m Hurdles Final Since 1987
Ezekiel Nathaniel, the 21-year-old Nigerian hurdler, is turning heads at the 2025 World Athletics Championships after running an electrifying 47.47 seconds in the 400m hurdles semifinals the fastest time across all semifinals.
With that performance, he has become the first Nigerian man to reach the men’s 400m hurdles final since Henry Amike did in 1987.
Already holder of the Nigerian record (47.31s from Chorzów, 2025) , Nathaniel is now being viewed as a global contender. He has specifically warned the established “Big 3” hurdlers that they’ll have to watch out.
Expectations are high: in the final, Nathaniel will aim not just for a medal, but to break more records and cement his standing among the world’s elite.
📌 Sources: Athletics Federation of Nigeria reports, Premium Times, Vanguard, Making of Champions
Former President Dr. Joyce Banda Votes at Malliem Primary School in Zomba
Former President Dr. Joyce Banda and her spouse voted at Malliem Primary School in Zomba as part of Malawi’s 2025 general elections.
The former leader, who also serves as a presidential candidate for the People’s Party (PP), emphasized the importance of youth empowerment, women’s leadership, and democratic participation.
Her voting demonstrates engagement in the democratic process and signals her commitment to shaping Malawi’s future.
Mike Johnson Says Charlie Kirk Killing “Could Be a Turning Point” for U.S., Urges Leaders to Tone Down Rhetoric
Body
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-Louisiana) has said that the recent killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk may represent “a turning point” for the country. Speaking on Face the Nation, Johnson urged public officials and media personalities to turn down the rhetoric and stop framing political disagreements as existential threats.
Johnson warned against the use of extreme labels—such as calling people “Nazis” or “fascists”—noting that such language, increasingly common in political discourse, can embolden those predisposed to violence. He expressed hope that leaders from both sides of the aisle are stepping up to foster calm and responsible speech.
He also described the emotional aftermath within Congress, saying lawmakers feel a mix of anger, sadness, and fear as the country reacts to the targeted attack. The shooter, Tyler James Robinson, was arrested and charged with aggravated murder and other offenses.
Johnson recalled a moment of silence held in Kirk’s honor, and shared that he believes Kirk would have wanted people to move forward “boldly … in love,” rather than descending into despair.
Manchester City vs Manchester United Preview: Team News & Predicted Lineups
Match Details
Fixture: Manchester City vs Manchester United
Date: Sunday, September 14, 2025
Kick-off: 4:30 pm BST
Venue: Etihad Stadium
🔍 What We Know: Injuries & Lineups
Manchester City
Out for this derby: Omar Marmoush (knee injury while away with Egypt), Rayan Ait-Nouri, Rayan Cherki, and Mateo Kovacic .
John Stones is doubtful.
New signing Gianluigi Donnarumma is a candidate to start in goal, possibly making his debut.
Manchester United
Will be without Matheus Cunha, Mason Mount, and Diogo Dalot due to injuries.
Altay Bayindir confirmed to stay in goal.
Potential for Benjamin Sesko to make his full Premier League debut in the absence of Cunha.
⚽ Predicted Starting Lineups
Manchester City (4-3-3):
Donnarumma; Nunes, Dias, Ake, Gvardiol; Rodri, Reijnders, Bernardo; Bobb, Haaland, Doku
Manchester United (4-2-3-1):
Bayindir; Yoro, De Ligt, Shaw; Mazraoui, Casemiro; Fernandes, Dorgu; Mbeumo; Sesko; Amad
💬 Context & What’s at Stake
Both clubs start the season under pressure: City have suffered back-to-back defeats, leaving them in an uncharacteristically low position for this stage.
United have shown flashes of promise, including a late win over Burnley, but consistency remains an issue.
Lines in goal will attract attention: Donnarumma vs. Bayindir, both under scrutiny.
Fed Expected to Begin Cutting Interest Rates Amid Cooling U.S. Economy
Economic indicators are adding pressure on the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates as early as its mid-September meeting. Recent data show a slowdown in the U.S. labor market, including weak job growth and rising unemployment, even as inflation remains elevated. These mixed signals have created what many analysts describe as a “difficult position” for the Fed.
🔍 What the Data Shows
A Reuters poll of over 100 economists expects a 25 basis points cut in September, with at least one more rate cut before the end of the year.
The CME FedWatch Tool, which reflects futures market bets, shows very high odds — over 90% — of a 25-bp cut in September.
Labor market data points to clear softening: job creation has slowed, unemployment has ticked up, and revised employment figures reveal weaker performance than earlier reported.
Inflation remains a concern: core inflation metrics, including the Fed’s preferred PCE measure, are above the 2% target. Some inflation pressures—food, housing, tariffs—are proving sticky.
⚖️ Why This Puts the Fed in a Tough Spot
The Fed has a dual mandate: price stability and maximum employment. With inflation above target but job growth weakening, deciding when and how much to ease becomes tricky. Cut too soon or too much, and inflation could resurge; wait too long, and the labor market could deteriorate further.
🔮 What’s Expected
A 25 basis-point rate cut at the FOMC meeting scheduled for September 16-17, 2025 is now widely expected.
Many economists forecast one to three additional rate cuts by year-end, depending on upcoming inflation reports and further labor market developments.
Do y
D5 Creation